Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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