Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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