We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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