She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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