is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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