the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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