This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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