i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
bring money and cleavage
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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