Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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