My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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