yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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