Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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