I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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