I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
dude. I can hear the air.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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