I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
