my vag is so smooth its legendary
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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