brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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