yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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