Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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