I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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