What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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