its not stalking. its research.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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