God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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