It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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