Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
and i looked up. we had an audience...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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