YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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