Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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