I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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