I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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