Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I need to sanitize my soul.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
How naked do you want me to be?
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