I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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