Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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