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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long

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  wtf you measured my hair?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face

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  23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.

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  Wasn't he an English major?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (631): View more from New York

  he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.

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  I'm romantic.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.

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  God I hope the sex was good.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF

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  We're showing the video later bring pizza

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