My room smells like vodka and shame
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out