I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.