I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.