I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging