Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night