Umm I'm too high to move.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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