My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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