i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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