I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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