I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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