actually, I'm a sock model
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize