yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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