There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Do plants get herpes?
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