I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You were trust falling into bushes
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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