If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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