how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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