You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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