last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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