I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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