How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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