My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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