Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
I used to kick so much ass
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that