i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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