I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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