He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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