He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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