haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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