we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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