This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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