idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
