you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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